1. by the time you get to number 25, i will have made you forget about number 2
2. i have 8 fingers and 2 opposable thumbs
3. on a scale of 1 - 10, with 10 being the coolest, i consider myself a 8…barely passing as “really” cool
4. if you multiply my Self Cool Awareness (SCA), by 4 and add X, you get my waist size
5. my formula for number 4 is (SCA x 4) + X = waist size
6. i believe that the formula created in number 5 holds true even for people who are not heavy, nor have a high SCA number
7. i believe that I am ahead of the game and you have forgotten number 2
8. i am more successful under stress and deadlines
9. this activity is neither stressful, nor has a deadline, therefore, it will probably not be that successful
10. i drive a 96 Ford Taurus…my wife drives a 2005 Lexus
11. Although I drive a 96 Ford Taurus, I own Buell Firebolt XB12R (motorcycle)…hence, the high SCA
12. As a Mexican I am part Aztec Warrior and part Spanish Conquistador
13. My son is part Aztec Warrior, part Spanish Conquistador, part Saxon (wife)…if he ever decided to be a Boxer, I would hate to be the opponent
14. The biggest fights I ever got into as a kid were with my best friend…we were inseparable
15. Buddha had lots of visceral fat, and I am on my way to looking exactly like him if I continue in my current routine
16. I am neither Republican, Democrat, Liberal, Conservative, I am a US citizen that votes how he sees the world
17. my [stolen] philosophy about marriage is this…”it’s not about being able to live with someone, it’s about not wanting to live without them” - Josh McDowell
18. if I don’t care about something it will never get done, even if my life depends on it
19. if you look at the shape of my un-fit self, you would either think that I don’t care about my life, or I really care about food…neither are true, this perception is completely my fault, as I am not really stressed about it, and I don’t have a deadline to get in shape
20. after this May, I don’t plan on doing any photography work that will be directly sold to be viewed in a house
21. i’ve heard hundreds sing The Air Force Song, to be a part of a select set of citizens that has served this country is one of the things of which I am most proud.
22. my wfie is seriously hot, caliente, καυτός, heiß…oh yeah, and she is also very smart
23. one mistake kept me from graduating Air Force basic training with Honors
24. if you have gotten this far, give yourself 3 bonus SCA points
25. I am a Christian, I most represent Christ when my my desire for your joy, supersedes my desire for myself
